Hey there Deviants! This is the first blog post from myself, Anthony, where I share my opinions on a matter and hopefully give you a laugh. Enjoy!
In today’s world having something in your mouth and taking it out is a common trend. Anything from cigarettes, chewing tobacco, and gum to pencils, fingers, and so on are the usual objects one puts in his or her mouth and takes out. What really bothers me is putting said substance or object in your mouth for spectacle and really for no good reason. Now I’m guilty of doing said things mentioned above but what strikes a nerve with me, so much so that I want to slap someone up side the head, is vaping. Putting that obnoxious machine in your mouth and blowing out your vapor like a gosh darn “Choo-Choo” train is flat out ridiculous. If I’m at a bar or social gathering, I do not wish to have my precious oxygen taken over by a cloud of whatever you decided to exhale and have it lingering there for me to breathe. That’s f*****g nasty. Also pulling it out and deciding to vape in front of everyone is not cool. If you do this, you in deed look like a tool. Now if you vape because you’re getting over smoking, that’s great. Way to be healthier. Just don’t pull it out in a crowd like an idiot and run the risk of me hitting you. If you do it because you’ve never smoked before and just want to look cool, just stop. You don’t look cool. You look like a pretentious ass hat who is too pussy to smoke a real cigarette. My smoking days are behind me, but you’d sooner see me dead than taking a drag off an e-cig or whatever the hell those machines you buy to make your exhaling breath look like a frickin fire extinguisher.
So those are my thoughts. If you like this or disagree with me comment below! Thanks for reading and remember to stay DEVIOUS!